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($BNSTND) weed map

Road with Cannabis
(A plan so well-thought-out, it might actually be a complete accident.)

Year 1: “What Even Is This?” (2025)

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  • $BNSTND launches. Crypto Twitter experiences an immediate IQ drop.

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  • Memes take over the timeline. If you don’t see them, you’re either shadowbanned, sober, or both.

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  • 100% of BeenStoned merch sales reinvested into marketing, liquidity, and community growth.

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  • People FOMO in without even checking what they just bought.

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  • Random influencers start shilling us without understanding why.

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  • Someone with a business degree tries to explain tokenomics. We tell them to touch grass.

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  • CEXs ignore our emails. We ignore their existence.

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  • Some guy sells his PS5 to buy $BNSTND. We respect it.

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 Year 2: “We Still Exist?” (2026)

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  • More BeenStoned merch starts selling out. A disturbing number of people want to wear our logo.

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  • Marketing budget goes straight into degenerate nonsense. A billboard that just says, "Buy $BNSTND or die trying."

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  • Someone makes a terrible rap song about the token. It goes viral anyway.

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  • We keep trolling CEXs until they list us out of fear.

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  • A hedge fund tries to short us. We short them.

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  • Some dude tattoos $BNSTND on his neck. Absolute legend.

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  • We call financial “experts” a scam. They take this as free marketing.

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  • Normies start asking, "What does this even do?" We tell them “number go up.”

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 Year 3: “Surprisingly Not Rugged” (2027)

(Or Whatever This Section is Supposed to Be)

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  • CEXs finally list us. They pretend they had a plan. We pretend we care.

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  • A billionaire buys in and immediately regrets it.

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  • Some guy mortgages his house for $BNSTND. We do not condone this, but we admire the conviction.

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  • Merch = Awareness. Token = Power. The cycle feeds itself.

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  • Merch reinvestment shifts to 75% because even degeneracy needs funding.

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  • Crypto media tries to interview us. We show up too high to answer questions.

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  • $BNSTND becomes the official token of an underground fight club.

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 Year 4: “Why Are We Still Here?” (2028)

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  • BNSTND branding appears everywhere. Billboards, stickers, graffiti, somehow on a NASCAR.

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  • Elon Musk tweets something unrelated, we pretend it’s about us.

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  • Normies FOMO at the top. We welcome them with a "WAGMI" and an empty gaze.

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  • We start appearing in investment newsletters. Not as an opportunity— as a warning.

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  • Someone proposes making $BNSTND legal tender. We ignore them.

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  • An actual economist tries to explain us on TV. He has a breakdown mid-segment.

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  • People take out loans to buy in. We tell them "good luck."

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Year 5: “The Endgame” (2029)

 

  • $BNSTND is either a multi-billion-dollar meme empire or a legendary cautionary tale.

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  • If we moon, we say it was planned.

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  • If we crash, we pretend that was the goal.

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  • Netflix starts a documentary about us. It misses the point entirely.

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  • Historians write think pieces about how this happened.

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  • A random state senator proposes banning us.

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  • Someone smuggles $BNSTND into North Korea.

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  • At least one person names their child "BNSTND."

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  • We make history, whether we want to or not.

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